These boots were made for walkin'

There were these boots I saw at Nine West last week and I thought I might die if I didn't have them. With no money (shocker), I had to move on...longingly looking over my shoulder as they vanished in the distance. But with my new raise (did I forget to mention that?) I'm ready to buy something I don't really need but think I want. So I went to their website to try to find a pair (boredome makes me do crazy things). Alas, either they didn't really exist (I had been shopping for a while...I was parched...was it my imagination?) or the website does not accurately portray their beauty (pictures can be deceiving...I can't possibly be as ugly as I tend to look in photographs)....either way, I'm not finding them. But I did find another pair of boots that caught my eye...and not in a good way. If I had a choice b/w these and Uggs, I think I'd go barefoot. No, I definitely would go barefoot. They call the boots "Wyome" which I can only assume means "hideously ugly" in whatever native language they stole the name from. Nine West, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
R.